Bananas. Power. Respect. Is there a Mrs. Kong? Well,if there was then she would come after Respect because I am sure she would love the Don.
I am the Don.
I put the Don in "Don"key Kong Country Returns...
I wonder if Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy (I am sure you know who I am referring to) and Diddy Kong are related in anyway. Diddy does act like a monkey/ donkey sometimes. Lil Diddy, not Big Diddy, Lil Diddy is who I am talking about into the monkey business.
(Image in head: Lil Wayne-Lil Diddy (dreads, tatted up), Big Daddy Kane-Big Diddy (high top fade, Dookie Chain, Big Daddy Kane sun glasses).
Note to Self: Diddy sounds like Gizmo from "The Gremlins."
Diddy was a name of one the Gremlins. "Don"'t you think that "Don"atello from teenage mutant ninja turtles should be a character in "Don"key kong? Or better yet maybe Diddy can "don"ate a dancer to the game that continually eats "don"uts while dancing. my focus is now lost from this "don"gle waiving in front of my face!
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